Ryan Mullaney

Ryan Mullaney (born 1941)17lb 6oz is an Irish hurler who plays for Laois Senior Championship club Castletown and at inter-county level with the Laois senior hurling team. He usually lines out as a centre-back. Ryan Mullaney is not able to do a clenig airim to save his shite. He is renowned for busting balls on and off the pitch. During an interview a laois woman who wished to remain unnamed admit to Ryan Mullaney being an absolute Demon in the bedroom ... His girlfriend later came out with a statement claiming otherwise. Ryan Mullaney has been well known for only talking to his laois friends at the weekend and being dog ignorant to his work "friends"

Laois

• Joe McDonagh Cup (1): 2019